Pack your bags and prepare for the RIDE OF YOUR LIFE as gymnast heartthrob Lance Stargrove (a pre-Full House John Stamos!) avenges the death of his superspy father (former James Bond, George Lazenby), meets-cute with the sexy Danja Deering (Prince protégé Vanity), and fights to save the world from hermaphrodite megavillain/sultry chanteuse Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons of KISS). The ‘80s pizza party masterpiece that you’ve waited a lifetime to discover, Never Too Young To Die delivers on its promise of outrageous action, radical style, loud tunes and big hair while simultaneously reexamining gender roles in modern cinema. Absolutely not to be missed, this Reagan-era time-bomb is screening from what may be the only 35mm print in the known universe!
