Midnight

Don’t Open Till Christmas

Sure, you’ve seen the holiday horror films with the killer dressed in Santa’s red suit and cap, now experience the sleazy UK slasher sickie that finally puts a knife through the heart of Father Christmas. No Santa is safe when a masked maniac stalks the streets of London, savagely slaying anyone dressed as jolly old Saint Nick. See a series of Santas get sliced, diced, stabbed, and slaughtered in a variety of gruesome ways, while Scotland Yard tries to stop the bizarre brutality.

“The film is just an excuse to showcase one explicit Santa slaughter after another. Garbed in the traditional U.K.-style red robe, pointed hood and long white beard, these Father Christmases are seen charcoaled in their own chestnut grill, stabbed in the belly, or having their eye gouged out or even brains blown out.” – George R. Reis, DVD Drive-In